The heartbreaking work of a blundering genius

kabooshkababe @ 2005-07-27T12:31:00

2005-07-27T19:33:17Z

THE BEN FOLDS/RUFUS WAINWRIGHT CONCERT IS FUCKING SOLD OUT. AILDJFL;AJSDL;FKJASDL;FJASL;DFJKAS;LFJKDL;ASKDFJKSJFLSDJFLSKDJFL;AKJDFL;ASJ
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS. FREAKIN WORST THING EVER.
I think i'm gonna cry.

kabooshkababe @ 2005-07-27T11:12:00

2005-07-27T18:12:03Z

the Wit
(56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 75% on dark
You scored higher than 13% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 44% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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2005-07-15T17:40:17Z

HARRY POTTER. That is all I have to say.

kabooshkababe @ 2005-07-07T09:02:00

2005-07-07T16:04:13Z

oh no London!!!

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Me detests Bliars.

who's your daddy? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!?!

2005-06-30T01:26:37Z

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

What You Call Him: Old Man
Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland

Who's Your Daddy?

baby duckies!!!!! oh my gah so cute!

2005-06-22T06:58:21Z

I don't know why but I thought that was the cutest thing in the world and thought I'd post it so the entire world could indulge in a warm-fuzzy-fest.

kabooshkababe @ 2005-06-19T19:49:00

2005-06-20T02:50:56Z

Oh sure fine...the ONE really insanely awesome guy that i want to marry in Degrassi is gay. This isn't fair because I was gonna marry him!!!!

kabooshkababe @ 2005-06-15T17:07:00

2005-06-16T00:14:29Z

Okay thats it. I'm going to watch Batman on Saturday.

I like it

2005-06-15T00:27:11Z

Yale
You're second best, and you know it. Still, those
riding the crimson wave may be slightly
smarter, slightly more prestigious, but you
know you're hipper. I mean, you're not hip --
your a nerd, for fuck's sake -- but you're
hipper.

Which Ivy League University is right for YOU?
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kabooshkababe @ 2005-05-31T18:43:00

2005-06-01T01:43:53Z

A storms a-brewin.

oooo *so excited*

c'mon rain!

Lovely

2005-05-24T23:14:22Z

*swoon*

I love Frank Sinatra.

kabooshkababe @ 2005-05-20T16:27:00

2005-05-20T23:27:38Z

Which musical is most like your life?

Rent

You are in your prime, ready to face the world. While life still likes to throw you curve balls, you enjoy life to the fullest and no one means more to you than your friends.

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kabooshkababe @ 2005-05-13T17:25:00

2005-05-14T00:25:18Z

I feel like watching Lagaan and lounging tonight. Anyone up for it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILTY, YOU 19 YEAR OLD STUD MUFFIN

2005-05-11T05:05:21Z

Which Disney Princess Are You?

Jasmine

You're the girl who has everything but is still desperate for the thing she cannot have, love. Jasmine first wandered onto our screen in Aladdin (1992)

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oh you know it.

you lie kids die BLIAR

2005-05-06T03:40:12Z

All those nights of giving head payed off for Blair. He's going to be a pretty busy man tonight...IF you know what i mean.

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2005-05-03T01:14:39Z

Ben Folds Five.

Piano <333

Tabi is officially in love.

kabooshkababe @ 2005-04-30T15:03:00

2005-04-30T22:03:53Z

Reply with your name and I'll tell you something I adore about you. Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal so I may do the same.

chim-chim-chim, sing a song of praise

2005-04-30T00:48:38Z

I freakin <3 Pavement.

Another band I will see in concert before I die. You just wait and see.

kabooshkababe @ 2005-04-05T09:39:00

2005-04-05T16:40:30Z

Your dating personality profile:

Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.

Your date match profile:

Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Stylish
2. Big-Hearted
3. Liberal
4. Adventurous
5. Wealthy/Ambitious
6. Intellectual
7. Sensual
8. Practical
9. Outgoing
10. Athletic

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Intellectual
2. Big-Hearted
3. Adventurous
4. Liberal
5. Religious
6. Stylish
7. Outgoing
8. Practical
9. Traditional
10. Athletic

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...always always always always undecided

2005-03-30T05:42:53Z

You are MU MESON!

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kabooshkababe @ 2005-03-17T19:57:00

2005-03-18T03:58:17Z

you are violet
#EE82EE

Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

the spacefem.com html color quiz

I just thought this was necessary to post becaue earlier in the day, when having a conversation about soul colors, i said i thought mine was violet. Oh i'm good.

puppies!!! CUUUUTE!!!!

2005-02-24T03:36:15Z

You Are a Golden Retriever Puppy

Tolerant, fun-loving, and patient.
You are eager to please - and attached to your frisbee.

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

those are the cutest puppies ever!!!

Always full of love

2005-02-20T19:07:42Z

Don't be surprised if things come to a nasty breaking point in which things start to fall apart. Remember that death brings rebirth - a rebirth which is usually wiser, stronger, and more prosperous than the original birth. If you feel things become too stressed under incredible pressure, you might want to consider just letting them fall.

o_O thats a stupid horoscope.

since everyone's doing it

2005-02-18T23:57:51Z

Your Love Number is

1

You tend to be a stubborn lover, holding your ground in every argument
You take your time falling in love. You aren't the type to lose perspective.
You are loyal (to a fault), and you require the same loyalty in your sweetheart.
At your best, you are a wise and inspiring partner - who sticks around.

What Is Your Love Number?

in the time of two pansies there was a monkey

2005-02-01T00:10:48Z

I <3 Pasta.

I friggin hate Pre-calc.